Earlier

me: Chiara you should get out of bed.
Chi: No.
me: Why?
Chi: I don’t want to.
me: Are you okay? Do you have pain?
Chi: No I just don’t want to get out of bed.
me: It’s almost lunch time.
Chi: So? I can eat in here.
me: Your whole bed will smell like pizza.
Chi: Great! I love the smell of pizza.
me: You are impossible.
Chi: The word is incredible.
me: You sure it’s not terrible?
Chi: *sticks out tongue*
me: …
me: Come on now get out of bed.
Chi: Make me!
me: I just don’t feed you. You’ll have to get up at some point.
Chi: *pulls out her protein bar box from under her bed*
Chi: I don’t think so.
me: Fine, have it your way.
Chi: Where are you going?
me: Taking a shower.
me: I would have given you a sponge bath but you decided to net leave your bed.
Chi: In that case.
Chi: *jumps out of bed*